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« on: February 24, 2009, 02:07:43 PM » |
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Ok,, here goes,,,,,,,,,,,So,, the wife,, (Of 30 years),,, buys this new "hot wax" thing,,, she dips her hands in hot melted wax & SWEARS its the best thing since----?  ?:p She keeps tryin ta get me to do it,,,(Dipping my hands in the wax!!) I gotta tell Ya,,, Im bout ready to "dip dem puppys",,,,(My Hands in the melted wax) OK,,,,, so just because I may try out her "hot wax hand dipper",,,,,,,,,,,,,, Im still a big ole 160 lb. strappin MAN!!LOL!! Just remember that!!  Things we do to keep the love alive after 30 YEARS!!!!!:p Im goin "Dippin" now,,,,,,, I certainly draw the line on nail polish though!!:o He He!! GEEZZEE,,,,, "Still Smitten Tim".,,,,, I dont have much left in this life that I used to have,, (Material Things),, I do however,,,,, still have MANY more important things,,,, the BEST WIFE in the WORLD,,,, & ALL my Family/Friends & health,,,, I am a VERY LUCKY man/boy.:p  Tim.  |
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 02:44:51 PM » |
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I bought one of those Hot Wax machines for my girlfriend's daughter one year at Christmas. She insisted that I try it out. My hands are so soft, and they still smell like peaches...LOL
How about yours Timmy?
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 03:22:40 PM » |
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Now just how MANLY is that Dave?? Ill be back in a moment,,,,,, Im peeling off my "Gloves" right now,,,,,,,,,MY HUNTIN GLOVES!! Man I dont think the Deer are gonna like this "Vanilla" smell!! :0 GEEZZEE,,,,, Tim.  |
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 03:31:19 PM » |
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6'4" and 220 lbs...go ahead and call me peaches...and I will call you "nilla wafer" lol
The deer might like nilla wafers...maybe you should put a few out along with some corn alongside a feed plot. You might have them climbing into the treestand to get at ya.
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 04:08:54 PM » |
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Errrrr,,,,, at 6foot four,, I meant,, "Mr Dave",,,,,He He!! Hey Buddy,,,,, If "Us Men",,, decide to "Dip Our Paws" into "Frilly Girl" wax,,,,,, No need to talk about it!! (Im certainly not) Besides,,,,,,, what goes on in my "Blind",,,,,, mostly stays there!!! :p Oh yeah,,,,, the Wife saw no humor in my idea of pouring "Mrs Doe Pee/Estrous juice" into the wax to help me out?? She really has not ever found any humor in me using her blender for making salt water fishing chum either?? :0 (She bought me a meat grinder) Now,,,,,,,, just need my own "hot wax" "doe pee" thingy!!!!!! (Bet I get one!!) "Nilla Tim". |
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 04:38:34 PM » |
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Best thing in the world for arthritis. Just make sure you only dip your hands in it! Yeeeeooooww!
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 04:49:35 PM » |
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"Red" You just sent me into another uncontrolable laughter fit!! Yer A Bad Boy!! :p Yeah,, the wife got it for her arthritis,,,, she seems to like it?? :p Bottom line: when she is happy,,,,,,,, I can have a sportin chance at happyness!! :p Tim.
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 11:47:21 PM » |
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so pogo.....are you gonna do a "european" wax for the summer ?....ha!!!....maybe a "bikini" wax for your speedo?...ha!....you crack me up!!!
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 02:04:15 AM » |
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Noooooooooo! Don't get that wax near ya crack for pete sake! Ya know them hairs are directly attached to your tear ducts! If you don't believe me, try it, I dare ya!! :p
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 10:54:15 AM » |
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Nilla, I think that pourin doe pee into the wax is a dopey idea. Let me know how it works
"Wax-a on Wax-a off, Wax-a on, Wax-a off" Quote from Mr Miyagi
I like-a wax-a off myself....you do what you like.
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2009, 12:04:22 PM » |
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Ya Red, I was gonna ask the same thing. Does it help the swelling and lumps? And do they have the wax dip for my feet..  |
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 12:12:39 PM » |
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imadogman - 2/25/2009 3:54 PM Nilla, I think that pourin doe pee into the wax is a dopey idea. Let me know how it works "Wax-a on Wax-a off, Wax-a on, Wax-a off" Quote from Mr Miyagi I like-a wax-a off myself....you do what you like. Dave,,,, Im still LMAO from last night!!  Toooo Funny!! And,, just for the record,,, my hands DONT smell like Peaches today!! Just not shure where that lingering Vanilla smell is coming from though??  LOL!! "Nilla". (Tim.) |
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 01:50:30 PM » |
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Hey Tim just make sure and keepyour clothes on.It would be hard to convince the nurse at the ER of anything elselol.
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2009, 02:30:33 PM » |
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your supposed to put the hot wax all over you.. and your //////. try teabaggin the wax LMFAO
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2009, 03:03:06 PM » |
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All right, guys. Time to reel it back in and tone it down, please.
BTW, Gene, yes you can get the hot wax thing for your feet with warm stones between the toes to go with it. It's called a pedicure. The women love it.
Thanks.
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