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Random quote: Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
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WallisOf all of the things I lost, I miss my mind the most
YoukilisThe plural of anecdote is not evidence
IJLNever start an arguement with an idiot, he will bring you down to his level then beat you with experience!
yotehunter"Development is the realization of human potential"
Portland JonChopstick are the main reason that the Chinese never invented custard.
FishhawkThe cost of living is dying, everybody pays.
shadowEvery normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats
shadowCourage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened.
shadowYou may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-=edDeath is not the worst of evils...
MulbyWhat's the difference between a pun and a fart? One is a slight shift of whit.
ribbonstoneOutside of a dog, a book is man's best friend....inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
shadowIt is better to fail in originality then to succeed in imitation.
JobenIt is such a quite thing, to fall, but far more terrible is to admit it.
Joben Optimism is having a UPS (uninterruptible power supply) on a computer running Windows95.
JobenSerendipity is looking through a haystack for a needle and finding a farmer's daughter.
Joben"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur." Translation: Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
JobenAs long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless.
Gene_SCLIfe is but a revolving door
greyskull"nil illegitimae et carborundum" - don't let the bastards grind you down.
greyskullLife is not a race, you do not win if you finish first.
DanoInTxI think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
DanoInTxIf you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
DanoInTxWhether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet.
DanoInTxThe crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
DanoInTxIf you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.
DanoInTxBetter not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
DannyboyIf you're traveling at the speed of light, and you turn a light on, does anything happen?
fixLIFE IS GOOD.....THEN IT GETS BETTER.
shadowWhen life get's you down, buy a air rifle.!
Big_BillAll it takes for Evil to succeed, is for Good Men to do Nothing !
geb2112always practice the 5-p's, Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance
DannyboyMoney isn't the root of all evil, lack of self control is.
crgintxInsanity is just a minority of one!
mark1967If a man says something and there are no women present is he still wrong?
RixtrixIf I had to do it over, I'd be too tired!
plateshooterWords don't teach, life experience does.
Gene_SCAll men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Gene_SCThe best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
Gene_SCA tree is known by its fruit. A man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers friends.
Big_BillRemember: No One Ever Got Out of Life, Alive !
RixtrixThere's a place for all of God's creatures; right next to the potatoes and gravy!
SDaleDon't sweat the petty stuff. Just pet the sweaty stuff.
SDaleAnimals generally taste better than they look.
SDaleLignum Vittae - Let Them Come
Big_BillThe Meek shall inherit the Earth, Yes aboult six foot by three foot by six foot of it !
blondelazerSave the whales collect the whole set
Big_BillLove is a Many Splendid Thing, For About Fifteen Minutes
NChrisZNever give a gun to ducks
w9trbNever strive for mediocrity, you just might achieve it.
blondelazerWhy did the chicken cross the road? - To die in the Rain. Alone - Hemingway
3n00nThe courageous taste death once, the coward tastes death many times.
3n00nGet off the fence, before ya get splinters . . .
3n00nI only do what the voices in your head tell me to do ~ just quit being mad that they're talking to me.
JMGDo not try, Just do. Yoda
cccits twice as nice as homemade ice
Elfwizard1975I love animals, They taste good.
r1derbikeIf you're flying at night, and the engine quits, turn on the landing light. If you don't like what you see, turn it off...
leftcoast1No matter how good looking she is someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her S*"T!!!!!
leftcoast1If you can't be good Be good at it.
ragsResentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies.
justforfunThe hardest thing in the world to understand is the US income tax system. Albert Einstein
justforfunTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Albert Einstein
ribbonstoneJust because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
ragsIf the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
TexHaving been promised nothing, I am disappointed that I have received nothing.
ragsWisdom is the awareness of one's own ignorance
TexLife is hard, harder if you are stupid. - John Wayne
NMCA_RonWhat we need are more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke
CROSMAN_SHOOTERwithout me my gun is useless..without my gun I'm useless
NMCA_RonAll I want is a couple days off. - Huey Lewis
NMCA_RonOnce, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields
JAVZIf your hobby isn,t costing you a lot of money, then you're not trying hard enough.
HNT5β€œAn army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer.”
davee1She settled for a little less to get a little more...and ended up with me.
davee1"Uh...Let's talk about all them guns you been buyin'"
davedMoney may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery a lot more comfortable!
davee1Hope for the best and plan for the worst.
NMCA_RonOpportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison
NMCA_RonOne man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
eighty8fierogtthink a wise man once said... Don't ask a questions if you know you're not going to like the answer.
TexPain is bearable, until it hurts.
TexThe person who does things that count, doesn't usually count them....
TexDiplomacy is the art of letting someone else get YOUR way....
TexHonk,....if you like peace and quite....
TexThe greatest of all faults, is to be concious of none.....
SplashLive every day as tho it's your last, you'll wakeup one day and it will be.
ragsAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
3n00nPrior to the funeral home visit, we heard ~ "Hey'all watch this ! !"
3n00nIf at first you don't succeed, then chuck it all, go to the forest, and shoot your dinner.
3n00nMemory is like, last I checked . . . uhhmmm ~ what was I saying ? ?
ragsGive a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
NMCA_RonI always take a cooler of beer when I go fishing. If I don't catch a fish, at least I can catch a buzz!
SplashVictoriuos warriors win before ever going to war.
SplashLife is measured in years, Age is measured by your soul.
BakonAirA fool and his money are some party...
eighty8fierogt"The only purpose for a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down"
SplashYou can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
SplashIf you can't dazzle them with brilliance,baffle them with bulls**t
sam"Incredulity can only be met with ridicule."
yotehunterDont do drugs, You cant be a Pro Airgun hunter like me if your off doing drugs...
CNC-EngrIt is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
NMCA_RonThe quickest way to make a small fortune in airgunning is to start with a large one.
MartinDWhiteWhat we do in life echoes in eternity
Jokers WildWhat is the difference between a HERO and a COWARD?? Nothing ,they are the same . It's what the hero does in that split second that makes him different.
NEARAIRMay the road rise up to meet you and the wind at your back never be your own
NEARAIRnostalgia is not what it used to be
NMCA_RonIf it jams - force it. If it breaks - it needed replacing anyway.
CNC-EngrMeddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup.
NEARAIRDear me said the man when he wrote to himself
FishhawkIf you work to live....why kill yourself working?
Big_BillA Citizen that Gives up Freedom for Security, Deserves Neither ! ...Ben Franklin
killdawabbitsome see the glass as half full, others as half empty. I see the glass as too big.
IRISH-IRADon't Run With The Big Dogs Unless You Can Tinkle In The Tall Grass Or You Will End Up With A Wet Back
mike milz"DOES THAT RED DOT ON YOUR FOREHEAD MEAN YOU ARE INDIAN?" ASKED ONE RAT TO ANOTHER
moatsarcheryHe who shall so shall he who...
joecuz/akita breeder"INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME THING OVER & EXPECT A DIFFERENT RESULT"
joecuz/akita breederTHERE IS A PLEASURE IN THE PATHLESS WOODS, I LOVE NOT MAN THE LESS BUT NATURE MORE"....LORD BYRON
cf42fwbIF your up to your neck in $%!*....keep ur mouth shut!
BhawannaThe problem with getting old is you don't look good naked anymore...
bentlythe wages of sin are death but after you take taxes out its just kind of a tired feeling
CurioguyLife may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here - we should dance...
CurioguyHere's to a long life and a merry one, a pretty girl and a true one, a quick death and an easy one, a cold beer and another one.
CurioguyIf you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
CurioguyDon't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
CurioguyAmerica is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall.
CurioguyDiplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a rock.
CurioguyThe Second Amendment is not about hunting.
dankI support the right to Arm Bears
RicMicI aim to please, but often miss.
CurioguyBeware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!
CurioguyThe answer to this question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Micky Mouse a cat or a dog?
sport71It dosn't matter what others think of us. It's what others think about GOD because of us..
CurioguyPETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals.
NMCA_RonIf all else fails, beat the problem soundly with a large hammer. At least you will feel better.
RatPatrolExperience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
RatPatrolNever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
RatPatrolGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
RatPatrolDo not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
NMCA_RonIf you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
RedFeatherNever drink water. Fish &*$^ in it. - W.C. Fields
VINNYStupidity should be painful
CurioguyIf we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
TCupsI'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
TCupsAir gunzzzz, air gunzzzzz, air gunzzzzzzzzz
naildiggerDue to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
naildiggerSecond place is the first loser
naildiggerI suggest a government for the people, by the people
naildiggerThe man who knows everything, can learn nothing.
naildiggerWe look for intelligent life on other planets...when we have yet to find any on this one
naildiggerIf you try and fail, people will laugh at you
naildiggerWell feed me beans, and call me stinker
ikecorleoneThere are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
ikecorleoneWhen in rome, try the veal.
ikecorleone90% of all statistics can be made to say what you want, 50% of the time.
TCupsThe definition of a liberal is a conservative who has been arrested - Thomas Wolf: Bonfire of the Vanities
craigfperrythe guy who said the third time is a charm, was probably a slacker who coudn't get it right the first or second time
craigfperryi'm here to chew bubblegum an kick butt...and i'm all out of bubblegum.
SplashExperience is what you get, when you don't get what you want.
howie1aOnce I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken
derekmcminnSome people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Brod_ManWise men speak because they have something to say, Fools because they have to say something -Plato
TCupsWhy did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the 'possum that it could be done.
SplashA true friend, stabs you in the front
steeneSometimes it is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission
Jaymo"Vengeance is fine," sayeth the Lord
mikeiniowaAll air rifles are repeaters, cock and shoot until something breaks
JaymoToo bad coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells.
hodgjyYou're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't. You're really damned if you say, "I do."
ZenMattWhy are the people rebellious? Because the Government interferes too much, therefore they are rebellious. - Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching
miked6762Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Ben Franklin
miked6762I'd rather have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it.
miked6762Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain
CurioguyWhen the game is over the king and the pawn go back into the same box. – Italian Proverb
TCups"Be all that you can BB! Join the GTA"
leftcoast1Slingshot broke so I threw a rock at it but painted Predetor on the rock. Shadow 2008
JOHNNY QUESTATF should be a convenience store, not a government agency!! randall
NMCA_Ron"..a true hotrodder wouldn't be content untill he had created a car so violent, so totally sick that the act of dropping the hammer would result in instant death. Anything less results in the need to go faster. " Tony DeFeo
JerrycupIt takes a big dog to weigh a ton.
leftcoast1Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.
Curioguy"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Einstein
RexxwoodNever light farts in knit pants
RexxwoodI like to know what I'm doin' when I do it And I do what I'm doin' 'cause I don't know what to do When I'm not doin' it


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