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| Wallis | Of all of the things I lost, I miss my mind the most | | |
| Youkilis | The plural of anecdote is not evidence | | |
| IJL | Never start an arguement with an idiot, he will bring you down to his level then beat you with experience! | | |
| yotehunter | "Development is the realization of human potential" | | |
| Portland Jon | Chopstick are the main reason that the Chinese never invented custard. | | |
| Fishhawk | The cost of living is dying, everybody pays. | | |
| shadow | Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats | | |
| shadow | Courage is contagious. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. | | |
| shadow | You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. | | |
| -=ed | Death is not the worst of evils... | | |
| Mulby | What's the difference between a pun and a fart? One is a slight shift of whit. | | |
| ribbonstone | Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend....inside a dog, it's too dark to read. | | |
| shadow | It is better to fail in originality then to succeed in imitation. | | |
| Joben | It is such a quite thing, to fall, but far more terrible is to admit it. | | |
| Joben |
Optimism is having a UPS (uninterruptible power supply) on a computer running Windows95. | | |
| Joben | Serendipity is looking through a haystack for a needle and finding a farmer's daughter. | | |
| Joben | "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur." Translation: Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. | | |
| Joben | As long as their nail polish is drying, women are practically defenseless. | | |
| Gene_SC | LIfe is but a revolving door | | |
| greyskull | "nil illegitimae et carborundum" - don't let the bastards grind you down. | | |
| greyskull | Life is not a race, you do not win if you finish first. | | |
| DanoInTx | I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend. | | |
| DanoInTx | If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. | | |
| DanoInTx | Whether they find a life there or not, I think Jupiter should be called an enemy planet. | | |
| DanoInTx | The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. | | |
| DanoInTx | If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away. | | |
| DanoInTx | Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up. | | |
| Dannyboy | If you're traveling at the speed of light, and you turn a light on, does anything happen? | | |
| fix | LIFE IS GOOD.....THEN IT GETS BETTER. | | |
| shadow | When life get's you down, buy a air rifle.! | | |
| Big_Bill | All it takes for Evil to succeed, is for Good Men to do Nothing ! | | |
| geb2112 | always practice the 5-p's, Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance | | |
| Dannyboy | Money isn't the root of all evil, lack of self control is. | | |
| crgintx | Insanity is just a minority of one! | | |
| mark1967 | If a man says something and there are no women present is he still wrong? | | |
| Rixtrix | If I had to do it over, I'd be too tired! | | |
| plateshooter | Words don't teach, life experience does. | | |
| Gene_SC | All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. | | |
| Gene_SC | The best way to escape your problem is to solve it. | | |
| Gene_SC | A tree is known by its fruit. A man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers friends. | | |
| Big_Bill | Remember: No One Ever Got Out of Life, Alive ! | | |
| Rixtrix | There's a place for all of God's creatures; right next to the potatoes and gravy! | | |
| SDale | Don't sweat the petty stuff. Just pet the sweaty stuff. | | |
| SDale | Animals generally taste better than they look. | | |
| SDale | Lignum Vittae - Let Them Come | | |
| Big_Bill | The Meek shall inherit the Earth, Yes aboult six foot by three foot by six foot of it ! | | |
| blondelazer | Save the whales collect the whole set | | |
| Big_Bill | Love is a Many Splendid Thing, For About Fifteen Minutes | | |
| NChrisZ | Never give a gun to ducks | | |
| w9trb | Never strive for mediocrity, you just might achieve it. | | |
| blondelazer | Why did the chicken cross the road? - To die in the Rain. Alone - Hemingway | | |
| 3n00n | The courageous taste death once, the coward tastes death many times. | | |
| 3n00n | Get off the fence, before ya get splinters . . . | | |
| 3n00n | I only do what the voices in your head tell me to do ~ just quit being mad that they're talking to me. | | |
| JMG | Do not try, Just do. Yoda | | |
| ccc | its twice as nice as homemade ice | | |
| Elfwizard1975 | I love animals, They taste good. | | |
| r1derbike | If you're flying at night, and the engine quits, turn on the landing light. If you don't like what you see, turn it off... | | |
| leftcoast1 | No matter how good looking she is someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her S*"T!!!!! | | |
| leftcoast1 | If you can't be good Be good at it. | | |
| rags | Resentment is like taking poison and hoping the other person dies. | | |
| justforfun | The hardest thing in the world to understand is the US income tax system. Albert Einstein | | |
| justforfun | Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. Albert Einstein | | |
| ribbonstone | Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you! | | |
| rags | If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it. | | |
| Tex | Having been promised nothing, I am disappointed that I have received nothing. | | |
| rags | Wisdom is the awareness of one's own ignorance | | |
| Tex | Life is hard, harder if you are stupid. - John Wayne | | |
| NMCA_Ron | What we need are more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke | | |
| CROSMAN_SHOOTER | without me my gun is useless..without my gun I'm useless | | |
| NMCA_Ron | All I want is a couple days off. - Huey Lewis | | |
| NMCA_Ron | Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W.C. Fields | | |
| JAVZ | If your hobby isn,t costing you a lot of money, then you're not trying hard enough. | | |
| HNT5 | “An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer.” | | |
| davee1 | She settled for a little less to get a little more...and ended up with me. | | |
| davee1 | "Uh...Let's talk about all them guns you been buyin'" | | |
| daved | Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery a lot more comfortable! | | |
| davee1 | Hope for the best and plan for the worst. | | |
| NMCA_Ron | Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison | | |
| NMCA_Ron | One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. | | |
| eighty8fierogt | think a wise man once said... Don't ask a questions if you know you're not going to like the answer. | | |
| Tex | Pain is bearable, until it hurts. | | |
| Tex | The person who does things that count, doesn't usually count them.... | | |
| Tex | Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get YOUR way.... | | |
| Tex | Honk,....if you like peace and quite.... | | |
| Tex | The greatest of all faults, is to be concious of none..... | | |
| Splash | Live every day as tho it's your last, you'll wakeup one day and it will be. | | |
| rags | Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. | | |
| 3n00n | Prior to the funeral home visit, we heard ~ "Hey'all watch this ! !" | | |
| 3n00n | If at first you don't succeed, then chuck it all, go to the forest, and shoot your dinner. | | |
| 3n00n | Memory is like, last I checked . . . uhhmmm ~ what was I saying ? ? | | |
| rags | Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. | | |
| NMCA_Ron | I always take a cooler of beer when I go fishing. If I don't catch a fish, at least I can catch a buzz! | | |
| Splash | Victoriuos warriors win before ever going to war. | | |
| Splash | Life is measured in years, Age is measured by your soul. | | |
| BakonAir | A fool and his money are some party... | | |
| eighty8fierogt | "The only purpose for a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down" | | |
| Splash | You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails. | | |
| Splash | If you can't dazzle them with brilliance,baffle them with bulls**t | | |
| sam | "Incredulity can only be met with ridicule." | | |
| yotehunter | Dont do drugs, You cant be a Pro Airgun hunter like me if your off doing drugs... | | |
| CNC-Engr | It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. | | |
| NMCA_Ron | The quickest way to make a small fortune in airgunning is to start with a large one. | | |
| MartinDWhite | What we do in life echoes in eternity | | |
| Jokers Wild | What is the difference between a HERO and a COWARD?? Nothing ,they are the same . It's what the hero does in that split second that makes him different. | | |
| NEARAIR | May the road rise up to meet you and the wind at your back never be your own | | |
| NEARAIR | nostalgia is not what it used to be | | |
| NMCA_Ron | If it jams - force it. If it breaks - it needed replacing anyway. | | |
| CNC-Engr | Meddle not in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and go well with ketchup. | | |
| NEARAIR | Dear me said the man when he wrote to himself | | |
| Fishhawk | If you work to live....why kill yourself working? | | |
| Big_Bill | A Citizen that Gives up Freedom for Security, Deserves Neither ! ...Ben Franklin | | |
| killdawabbit | some see the glass as half full, others as half empty. I see the glass as too big. | | |
| IRISH-IRA | Don't Run With The Big Dogs Unless You Can Tinkle In The Tall Grass Or You Will End Up With A Wet Back | | |
| mike milz | "DOES THAT RED DOT ON YOUR FOREHEAD MEAN YOU ARE INDIAN?" ASKED ONE RAT TO ANOTHER | | |
| moatsarchery | He who shall so shall he who... | | |
| joecuz/akita breeder | "INSANITY IS DOING THE SAME THING OVER & EXPECT A DIFFERENT RESULT" | | |
| joecuz/akita breeder | THERE IS A PLEASURE IN THE PATHLESS WOODS, I LOVE NOT MAN THE LESS BUT NATURE MORE"....LORD BYRON | | |
| cf42fwb | IF your up to your neck in $%!*....keep ur mouth shut! | | |
| Bhawanna | The problem with getting old is you don't look good naked anymore... | | |
| bently | the wages of sin are death but after you take taxes out its just kind of a tired feeling | | |
| Curioguy | Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here - we should dance... | | |
| Curioguy | Here's to a long life and a merry one, a pretty girl and a true one, a quick death and an easy one, a cold beer and another one. | | |
| Curioguy | If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. | | |
| Curioguy | Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. | | |
| Curioguy | America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall. | | |
| Curioguy | Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggie until you can find a rock. | | |
| Curioguy | The Second Amendment is not about hunting. | | |
| dank | I support the right to Arm Bears | | |
| RicMic | I aim to please, but often miss. | | |
| Curioguy | Beware the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT! | | |
| Curioguy | The answer to this question will determine whether you are drunk or not: Is Micky Mouse a cat or a dog? | | |
| sport71 | It dosn't matter what others think of us. It's what others think about GOD because of us.. | | |
| Curioguy | PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. | | |
| NMCA_Ron | If all else fails, beat the problem soundly with a large hammer. At least you will feel better. | | |
| RatPatrol | Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. | | |
| RatPatrol | Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. | | |
| RatPatrol | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| RatPatrol | Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. | | |
| NMCA_Ron | If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem. | | |
| RedFeather | Never drink water. Fish &*$^ in it. - W.C. Fields | | |
| VINNY | Stupidity should be painful | | |
| Curioguy | If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. | | |
| TCups | I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. | | |
| TCups | Air gunzzzz, air gunzzzzz, air gunzzzzzzzzz | | |
| naildigger | Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off | | |
| naildigger | Second place is the first loser | | |
| naildigger | I suggest a government for the people, by the people | | |
| naildigger | The man who knows everything, can learn nothing. | | |
| naildigger | We look for intelligent life on other planets...when we have yet to find any on this one | | |
| naildigger | If you try and fail, people will laugh at you | | |
| naildigger | Well feed me beans, and call me stinker | | |
| ikecorleone | There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. | | |
| ikecorleone | When in rome, try the veal. | | |
| ikecorleone | 90% of all statistics can be made to say what you want, 50% of the time. | | |
| TCups | The definition of a liberal is a conservative who has been arrested - Thomas Wolf: Bonfire of the Vanities | | |
| craigfperry | the guy who said the third time is a charm, was probably a slacker who coudn't get it right the first or second time | | |
| craigfperry | i'm here to chew bubblegum an kick butt...and i'm all out of bubblegum. | | |
| Splash | Experience is what you get, when you don't get what you want. | | |
| howie1a | Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken | | |
| derekmcminn | Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. | | |
| Brod_Man | Wise men speak because they have something to say, Fools because they have to say something -Plato | | |
| TCups | Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the 'possum that it could be done. | | |
| Splash | A true friend, stabs you in the front | | |
| steene | Sometimes it is easier to beg forgiveness than to ask permission | | |
| Jaymo | "Vengeance is fine," sayeth the Lord | | |
| mikeiniowa | All air rifles are repeaters, cock and shoot until something breaks | | |
| Jaymo | Too bad coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells. | | |
| hodgjy | You're damned if you do. You're damned if you don't. You're really damned if you say, "I do." | | |
| ZenMatt | Why are the people rebellious? Because the Government interferes too much, therefore they are rebellious. - Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching | | |
| miked6762 | Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Ben Franklin | | |
| miked6762 | I'd rather have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it. | | |
| miked6762 | Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain | | |
| Curioguy | When the game is over the king and the pawn go back into the same box. – Italian Proverb | | |
| TCups | "Be all that you can BB! Join the GTA" | | |
| leftcoast1 | Slingshot broke so I threw a rock at it but painted Predetor on the rock. Shadow 2008 | | |
| JOHNNY QUEST | ATF should be a convenience store, not a government agency!! randall | | |
| NMCA_Ron | "..a true hotrodder wouldn't be content untill he had created a car so violent, so totally sick that the act of dropping the hammer would result in instant death. Anything less results in the need to go faster. " Tony DeFeo | | |
| Jerrycup | It takes a big dog to weigh a ton. | | |
| leftcoast1 | Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back. | | |
| Curioguy | "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Einstein | | |
| Rexxwood | Never light farts in knit pants | | |
| Rexxwood | I like to know what I'm doin' when I do it And I do what I'm doin' 'cause I don't know what to do When I'm not doin' it | | |
