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General Discussion To Gateway To Airguns => Back Room => : cliffspot October 22, 2008, 01:45:08 AM

: Hawaiian Humor
: cliffspot October 22, 2008, 01:45:08 AM

Hey, I might just try this diet. It might work for me.

Portuguese Diet

Manuel was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When Manuel returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

Manuel nodded...'I'll tell you though, I taut I was goin' drop dead on dat t'ird day.'

'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

'No, gunfunit, from skipping all day...'

: Aloha!
: TexasShooter72 October 22, 2008, 02:08:41 AM

THAT was good!  I'm gonna have to send that one to my Dad...   I think he'll get a kick out of it!

: Re: Hawaiian Humor
: gamo2hammerli October 22, 2008, 05:54:56 AM

heh heh  good one.

: RE: Hawaiian Humor
: October 22, 2008, 07:19:22 AM

lol...very funny

: RE: Hawaiian Humor
: Dave1899 October 22, 2008, 07:24:48 AM

Now thats funny...I don't care who you are!!!

David