Hundreds of Snowmen Gather to Protest Global Warming
Earlier this week, in a not-altogether-surprising new development, snowmen across the nation joined a growing coalition in raising their voices calling for stronger action on global warming.
“I’m tired of people only talking about polar bears being in trouble,†commented one participant. “We snowmen are going to be severely endangered if global warming continues unabated.â€
(http://www.iceagenow.com/SnowyProtest.jpg)Hermie - 3/11/2009 7:17 PM .............................Which brings me to my biggest point of why I vote Democrat- Most Republicans are hypocrites.
hodgjy - 3/6/2009 5:23 PM This is total crap. I'm a climate scientist by day, airgunner by weekend, and this statement just shows how uninformed you (and others) are on the subject. Raining on Friday is WEATHER, and change 10 years from now is CLIMATE. There is a big difference between the two. Strangely enough, we are much better at predicting the climate than we are with the weather. It seems illogical that we can't predict what will happen 5 days from now, but we can 10 years from now. But this is based on the difference between weather and climate. Climate is basically the 30-year running average of the sum of all weather within that 30-year window. So, if we've been warming for 30 years straight, there's a damn good chance we'll be warming again next year. And the next. And the next. We can make good predictions with a low probability of error based on long-term trends. But, because it rains Tuesday through Thursday, there's absolutely no reason to say one way or another if it will rain on Friday. And the main problem with greenhouse gases is not the cars. That's right, it's not the cars. It's coal-powered electricity. Until we get the USA, India, and China off of coal, no number of Pruises on the road will change anything.
Hermie - 3/8/2009 5:59 PM On that same logic, 10 reasons why gay marriage should be banned: 1.Being gay is not natural. Real Americans ™ always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2.Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4.Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6.Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7.Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9.Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Hermie - 3/8/2009 1:23 AM I vote Democrat because Republicans are hypocrites.