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General Discussion To Gateway To Airguns => Back Room => : Splash February 09, 2007, 04:03:26 PM
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Work ethic from a strictly mathmatical veiw point. What makes 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say that they are giving more than 100%? Like say 103%,or higher. What do you have to do inorder to give more than 100%? Well heres a little mathmatical formula that might answer these questions.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% Thats close but not quite.
And:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% Thats closer.
And:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% Made it
But:
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%You knew there had to be a catch.
Look at how far rearend kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+14+7=118%
So, one can conclude with mathmatical certainty that, while Knowledge and Hardwork will get you close and Attitude will get you there, it`s` the Bulls**t and A**kissing that will put you over the top. Dont you just love it, hehe.
Mike
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K I C K U N D E R C H I N
11+9+3+11 21+14+4+5+18 3+8+9+14
130%, just what the A** KISSERS and BULL**ITTERS need every so often. Guess I have a great work ethic:)
Dan
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Don't argue with me, I wrote my own dictionary and if I say "kickunderchin" is a word, then it is....just like "showmethemoney"...hehe!
Dan
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Haha, nice!
Dan