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General Discussion To Gateway To Airguns => Back Room => : ronbeaux October 11, 2009, 06:39:46 AM
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Wow guys, it sure is comforting to know I got such good friends caring for me. A big heartfelt thank you to you all!!
I just got home and I'm relaxing and reading through the posts. I figure there has been at least a ton of lead flung since I went in last Thursday. I had a pretty rough time in there(the 'Stab and Jab Hotel'.)I learned a few things while there. I'll lay itout for ya:
1. When your bad sick you don't care if that stupid hospital gown stays closed up in the back
2. You also don't care where they stick you
3. Or how many times
4. Never mention anything about heart stuff, they put you on the 'Cardio Diet' and all you get to eat is cardboard.
5. Don't unplug ANYTHING! (long story)
6. Doctors do not take bribes
7. Sleeping is not an option
8. A Hospital toilet can flush a 12# bowling bowl with no problem, where ear protection when flushing
9. A Hospital bed can be adjusted to every position except comfortable
10. There are still pretty nurses, which was a waste because I did not have the strenght to even flirt.
I may have found a new weight loss plan while in there. Cough until you pass out, wake up gasping for air, then throw up, for 4 days straight. Went in at 188 and now weigh 172 with rock hard abbs. My beer belly is gone and Mrs RB is making eyes at me!!!
Again, Thanks for the well wishes and Prayers guys. It means a lot to me.
Ron
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I'm glad your back home Ron,
Eat plenty of Jewish penicillin (Chicken Noodle Soup) it's good for you !
Get plenty of GOOD REST ! When you feel strong enough, you can make eyes back at the misses :emoticon:
And I'm Very Happy that GOD hears ALL PRAYERS !!!!
Bill
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Glad you made it out of that Hospital...better tell Mrs RB to be easy on you for a couple days till you get your strength back (http://../jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif)
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Ron:
Glad to hear you are feeling better. Take it easy and do what the docs and Mrs. RB tell you to do. Later.
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Gald to see you back with us. Just don't do anything wild for awhile... 8)
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WOOHOO!!!
He's back! Now to get back to cookin!
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Wow, good to hear you 're doing better Ron! What happened? I missed the whole thing. Swine/flu? Pneumonia?
Forget about sleeping in hospitals. I don't know how they expect people to rest and get better.. The nurses talk so loudly at night (and laugh, tell jokes, etc.) at the nurse's station without regard for people trying to sleep, and walk in every hour to check your vitals usually without being quiet or discrete about it. When they leave, they don't even close the door behind them, so you can hear their life story through it while trying to get some z's. I kicked them out a lot during the night when my son was in the hospital for almost a month a few years ago. Spend a month in a hospital and it changes you forever. Not that I wish that on anyone. That may have come out wrong :)
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Welcome home Ron, glad to hear you're doing better....Pat
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Glad you're back home and healing.....
Jeff
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Glad your on the mend!
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I will do your matches for you, I thought you would know, but just in case you didn't :emoticon:
All that matters is that you are home and doing better. I will keep you in my Prayers !
Give Thanks to GOD for your fast recovery !
Bill
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I'm glad you're home and feeling better Ron. Take it easy and let your body finish healing itself. Like Tommy said, listen to what the Docs. told you and especially your wife. 8)
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We all missed you Ron. Hope you get all your strength back soon. Make sure you get your flue shots every year..:) Stay healthy and we will see you in the Target Shooting Events very soon..:)
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Bieng sick is a hard time. JUst as hard for your family. Hope you are 100% soon.
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11. Nurses give sponge baths.
12. Pretty nurses do NOT give sponge baths.
At least that's how I remember it. Glad you're feeling better buddy, sick in the hospital is no way to spend a weekend. Take care,
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Glad to see your home now:) get well soon, Tony
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Ron, glad you're feeling better and outta there. Now, we'll see how long it'll take you to pack back all those missing lbs.
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Hey Ron:
If I get any reports of you not following doctor's orders, I am going to send the GTA's special private duty nurse, Nurse Timmy, down there to straighten things out. So don't step out of line!
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Tommy I'm glad you saved that pic I took of Nurse Timmy...I was just looking for it...RFLOL...
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I promise! I promise!! Please don't send the 'Special' nurse!