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Politics and Religion => Politics And Religion Discussion => : HILMAN76 December 05, 2009, 08:13:52 AM

: 5 Hmmm's?
: HILMAN76 December 05, 2009, 08:13:52 AM

America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (http://../jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif)