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General Discussion To Gateway To Airguns => Back Room => : North Pack January 25, 2010, 07:56:58 AM

: There's bad news, - and then there's really, ...
: North Pack January 25, 2010, 07:56:58 AM

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and  worse news.”
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“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
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The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to  live.”
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“That's terrible,” says the patient. “How can the  news possibly be worse?”
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The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact  you since yesterday.”

: RE: There's bad news, - and then there's really, ...
: Big_Bill January 26, 2010, 04:03:33 AM

That's O.K. John !

They gave me 5 years to live, and that was 11 years ago ! And as you might guess, I'm still here !

Only GOD knows the hour of your death ! And HE, doesn't tell anyone.

Bill

: Re: There's bad news, - and then there's really, ...
: pgsmith January 26, 2010, 07:51:22 AM

I was told there was no guarantee that I wouold live 30 days almost 10 years ago, got to love it when they are wrong!!