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General Discussion To Gateway To Airguns => Back Room => : Gene_SC October 04, 2006, 03:37:11 AM

: Joke
: Gene_SC October 04, 2006, 03:37:11 AM

TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 87, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH
ONE MORNING. THE 87-YEAR-OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG
AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH. THE 80-YEAR-OLD WAS AMAZED
 AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.

THE 87-YEAR-OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN BREAD EVERY DAY.
 IT KEEPS YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGH, AND YOU HAVE GREAT STAMINA WITH THE LADIES."

SO, ON THE WAY HOME, 80-YEAR-OLD STOPPED IN AT THE BAKERY.
AS HE WAS LOOKING AROUND, THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED IF HE SAID,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN BREAD?"

SHE SAID, "YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF
OF IT WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"

HE SAID, "YES, I WANT FIVE LOAVES."

SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, FIVE LOAVES. DON'T YOU THINK
 BY THE TIME YOU GET TO THE FIFTH LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD?'

HE REPLIED, "HOLY *_*_*_*_*_*, EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD
 KNOWS ABOUT THIS ITALIAN BREAD THING BUT ME!"

: AHAHAHAHAHAAH
: Black Mamba October 04, 2006, 04:25:23 AM

Ah, thanks Gene.  I needed that today. :)

: RE: Joke
: rabbit October 04, 2006, 04:33:11 AM

Gene,
     HE - HE - HE...

                                Rabbit     :)

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: Wallis October 04, 2006, 10:39:56 AM

good one gene LOL !!!

: RE: Joke ok heres one
: October 13, 2006, 02:44:53 PM

Two old ladies where in church on sunday.

The preacher was very long winded that day. His sermon was going on two hours with out a break.

One little old lady says to the other "Ive been sitting here so long my bottom is falling to sleep."

The other little old lady replied " I know. I heard it snore twice."

brad

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: Wallis October 13, 2006, 04:24:48 PM

very good brad. :)

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: shadow December 07, 2006, 11:19:45 PM

Laughed so hard that I gagged on my italian bread. :D