WERN'T THE ALIANS SUPPOSED TO LAND TODAY

[JOHNNY QUEST]

I have been hearing all this nonsence about oct. 14 and a 2000 mile ship was supposed to park over the southern hemisphere  today!!!!
  crud I had a bunch of guns loaded up and was hopeing they were gunna look simular to a varmit of some sort.
 I had some .22 caliber probes to use on em and i still havent heard a word about thier arrival..  Any one seen anything.. They must have thier cloaking device on .. hmmm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=oct.+14+aliens&spell=1

[Big_Bill]

Hey Randall,

The stopped by here in New Jersey, asking directions, I sent them to Chicago !

You know, no one here even noticed a BIG old SMOKIN space ship on my front lawn. I guess they don't want to be fooled again, like that War of the WORLD broadcast some years back, and just keep walkin by.

It seems their equipment was damaged by a meteor storm, while they were in hibernation. The wanted me to take them to my leader, so I sent them to Obama, I knew he would sit down and talk to them....

With all the damaged equipment, they might end up in China, somewhere. So check the foreign news sources for updates !

These fellows were kind of tall, with no hair, and grayish green skin. And they talked with a funny accent. I guess aliens just ain't what they used to be !

If I read anything, I'll let you know !

Bill

[JOHNNY QUEST]

Thanks bill I was hopeing they looked a little more like this... I heard that there probe machine was broke and had to order a new one first...

 But I also heard...MIST, (Mars institute for standards and technology), most likely used Fedex ground for shipping.

NEWS ALERT! The ISO, (Inerplanetary Standards Organization), just anounced that Uranus has joined the ISO family and brought they're own set of standards demanding they be met.

ISO 9007. Subpart 111:ap.

Like the French, all intrusive probes must be no shorter than 60cm with a diameter of no less than 30cm.

[Big_Bill]

WOW Randall,

That looks an awful lot like my cousin Betty, where did you get her picture ? She lives in the Pine Lands here.

Bill

[JOHNNY QUEST]

LOL... Bill.... I have it on good word that there only here to help his campaign..  you know Funny lookin dudes with big ears and such....

[NMCA_Ron]

It seems to me, I recall the date of landing was to be in 2011, not 2008. Well, at least that is according to the book, "Chariots of the Gods."



Ron

[gamo2hammerli]

Are we talking about "Illegal Aliens" here?  heh heh  I didn't think they could have such a big ship.  Wow, 2000 miles big ship would certainly carry alot of aliens.....

[Gene_SC]

This ALIENS VESSEL you all are talking about is a true ILLEGAL ALIENS VESSEL. It was sent from down below and not from above to travel all over the world and picks up misfits and such from different countries and drops them off all over the US. Just check our hospitals and you will see them having more ALIENS babies at our expense.. Oh yes folks we have been Invaded. Where have all you been??? Look at your paychecks and pockets and you will have to notice a gradual decrease of money in them pockets and a increase in taxes on your pay checks ..

Bill, the War OF The Worlds was not a hoax. It was our demise, and Bill the reason some only look kinda like us is because there transporting machine which delivers them down to the ground was developed way back when they abducted there first human. If I remember correctly it was the Hunch Back of Noter Dam and his wife back in the 1930's... hehe

Gene

[howie1a]

I just thought we should send them to Obama after all they have the same ears LOL. howie

[howie1a]

I just thought we should send them to Obama after all they have the same ears LOL. howie

[nyairman]

Ha Ha....excellent Gene. Why just today I saw one and said hello to him. He looked at me like I had 3 heads and said me no peaka no anglis!  :emoticon:

Greg