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Offline ShadowShot

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TREE RAT WAR
« on: December 27, 2008, 09:52:48 AM »


Guys, I thought you would love to see this.

I found it while looking for a squirrel Crockpot recipe.
I will clean this up a bit but post for the most part, it's what he said.
I got a great laugh out of it.



QUOTING SOMEONE ON THAT FORUM
A CZ 204 is not a squirrel rifle[/b]...





 You are 100% correct, hence the "Ain't much left" comment..... :D  
 
 I bought the .204 as a "Coyote Relocation Device".....
 
 And I had lived in peace & harmony for 13 years now with the
 
 bushy tailed tree rats until .......  :emoticon:
 
 My wife walked in the kitchen and caught one of the little rascals hanging on the
 
 kitchen window screen and whizzin on the window..... :emoticon:  
 
 We were expecting company and I had to power wash the dang window off.....Grrrrrrrrrrr
 
 That was the end of "Warm & Fuzzy" and the start of ....
 
 The Great Tree Rat WAR of 06.....
 
 
 
 
 
 I built this little unit as a deterrent.....











And This......



 A man with waaaay too much time on his hands you might say......

 Can you say RETIRED.......




Hope you found this as funny as I did.
ShadowShot

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RE: TREE RAT WAR
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 10:13:19 AM »
Your one sick SOB...I like that...:)
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Re: TREE RAT WAR
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 02:01:37 PM »
I think I'd go with 220V or maybe a cattle prod.
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Re: TREE RAT WAR
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2008, 03:06:04 PM »
Ya know Paul, death by electrocution is illegal in some states...:) Tell me, do the lights in the house dim when one gets sparked...?..:)
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RE: TREE RAT WAR
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2008, 04:05:16 AM »
That is funny!! I love to see that others have my disease
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