US Issues.Solved....:)

[Gene_SC]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately -- illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ...




........ not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes !

Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..



THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.



THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers,
judges and politicians ... it creates a hostile work environment.

[North Pack]

Like it, -sent it to a few friends.

[gamo2hammerli]

Gene....I just want to add: The U.S can use those illegal immigrants to dig the moat, build the dam and catch those gators.  Will be less expensive.  heh heh

[Big_Bill]

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[geewhiz380]

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[Dutchspringer]

Man I like that Gene!  I only found one typo, change the "11" to "35" and you'll have the right number of illegals here in the US.  That number is from the border patrol union themselves.  Thanks for the great thread Gene.  I'm officially withdrawing the votes from Bush's two presidencies and giving them to you, I just missed your name on the ballot those eight years!  Ross