You're right about that; my wife and I have conflicting ideas on interior decorating. I see my guns as functional art where she views them as trespassers into her domain. They will eventually have to come down and go into some sort of safe or cabinet so that I can restore her peace of mind and my bliss of sleep.
I collected knives for years and I've had a reoccurring dream/nightmare where I'm laying in my coffin with all 200+ knives sticking out of my chest. LOL