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Offline DanoInTx

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New US military force
« on: February 14, 2008, 03:27:58 PM »
Git 'er done....

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)  

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only
the following facts about terrorists :    

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.    
3. They taste just like chicken.  
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.    
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by  next  Friday.

 
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 04:44:05 PM »
That is too funny!
I'm still laughing 30 minutes later...."tastes like chicken"..."responsible for Dale Ernhardt"...
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 10:50:01 PM »
where do I signup hehehe . Ed
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 01:22:10 AM »
Sounds about right to me.
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2008, 02:48:43 AM »
Dano, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a good while. Thanks for the laugh!

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RE: New US military force
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2008, 05:29:15 AM »


Yep, that would take care of the problem, but you forgot #5, Dano. :o



5. The one with the most kills, at the end of the day, gets the tap for the KEG. 8)



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RE: New US military force
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2008, 06:14:55 AM »
LMAO....thanks Dan..awesome!!!

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RE: New US military force
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2008, 10:34:26 AM »
Haha, that's awesome.

Who's Photo-shopped head is that?
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Re: New US military force
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2008, 11:56:58 AM »
Is that that old Finnish anti-tank rifle? Can't remember the name.
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2008, 04:46:43 AM »
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expomatic - 2/15/2008  5:34 PM

Haha, that's awesome.

Who's Photo-shopped head is that?


I don't know whose head that is, that was they way I recieved the email.  Actually hadn't even noticed it till you mentioned it.  Funny:)
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 04:49:02 AM »
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Yep, that would take care of the problem, but you forgot #5, Dano. :o



5. The one with the most kills, at the end of the day, gets the tap for the KEG. 8)



mIKE 


Keg?  What the heck do you need a keg for when you've got a Moonshine still out back Momma's Place?
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RE: New US military force
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2008, 04:55:26 AM »


  [/QUOTE] Keg?  What the heck do you need a keg for when you've got a Moonshine still out back Momma's Place?[/QUOTE]



Shhh, don't need the revenuer's snoopin around back there,hehe. 8)



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Re: New US military force
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2008, 04:06:18 AM »
I thought it was a barret 50 cal sniper rifle...
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Re: New US military force
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2008, 10:10:20 AM »
You could get a lot of old jarheads to join them just put them on a hill with their m1's a 30/06 puts big holes in whoever it hits.
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Re: New US military force
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2008, 12:14:24 PM »
I love it Dano.. :) :)

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