If only it was this easy,

[Splash]

"Hello, this is the Sheriffs Office can I help you?"
"Yeah,I was out huntin by, Virgil Smiths, and he was drillin a bunch of holes in his farwood and hidin, what looked like that marijuana stuff inside."
"Yes sir thank you very much for the call we`ll check it out."
The next morning, the Sheriff and his deputies, showed up at Virgils house with a search warant. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. they split every peice of wood,but could not find any marijuana. Disgusted that they didn`t find anything they left. The phone rings at Virgils house.
"Hey Virgil, this heres Floyd did the the Sheriff come by and see ya?"  
"Yeah he came by."
"Well did he get yer farwood split?"
"Yep said he was lookin fer marijuana."
"Well Happy Birthday, buddy ya reddy to go huntin."
Mike

[DanoInTx]

Let Floyd know my birthday's comin' up and my house needs paintin' if ya don't mind....thanx,

Dan

[DanoInTx]

Ya think he could get my kids put in protective custody for a few hours too?  Of course I'd want 'em back the next morning, so let's avoid all criminal litigation if possible:)

Dan