A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 150"
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
etc.
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 115". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect
the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 80".
The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????"
And just to be sure to cover all bases the robot also said
"Vell Olie, vat you tink, yous still happy vit dat O-B-A-M-A guy, hey?
And too be more sure he's covering all bases the robot said
Well Brett you gonna play football dis year or prepare for the next presidential race!
Brett would carry Visconsin, no problem!
