turpentine and holy water

[Splash]

A little boy was sittng on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,shaking it up and watching the bubbles.
A Priest came up and asked what he had in the jug.
The little boy replied,"This is turpentine the most powerful liquid in the world."
The Priest said,"No the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub some on a pregnant
woman's belly,she'll have a healthy baby."
The little boy replied,"Well if you take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll
pass a Harley Davidson."
Mike

[daved]

That one took me a minute.  Now where'd I leave that puzzle with the rooster on the box....

Dave

[Gene_SC]

LOL Mike, just laughed my butt off. That reminds me of when I was a kid.. hehe.  We did that to a cat.... I am ashamed now but back then it was pretty funny. That cat could of passed a speeding bullet.. lol. Neve saw that cat around our house again after that..... LOL

I wonder why....

Gene

[DanoInTx]

My mom has hardwood floors in her house that are very slick, we would put wax paper bags on the cats feet with rubber bands to hold them on and watch the cat lose traction while it ran around trying to get away from us.  I love cats and would never harm them, but I did like to mess with them a little.  I have dogs now, and the only ammusement I get that's similar is when they chase each other around the house and then hit the tile in the dining room and slide around the corners.   Dogs on tile aren't nearly as fun as cats on hardwood floors with wax paper bags on their feet, probably best that I never tell my kids any of my childhood stories:)

Dan

[shadow]

I gess I'd better hide my cat.LOL though. Ed