« on: December 05, 2009, 08:13:52 AM »
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. 
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If you cant DAZZLE\'em with brilliance, BAFFLE\'em with B.S!!
Remember: Lefty loosey, righty tighty!
