Once upon a time there was a Fair Lady who planted a garden. She loved her garden. But just as things began to ripen came the thieves. These thieves were a crafty lot. Their hit and run tactics left only half eaten tomatoes. Her efforts in trap and relocate met with only limited success. Soon the thieves learned to ignore the trap. (Bad move for them)
With her options running out. (Not to mention her patients). Off come the gloves, Fair Lady put in a call to “Critter Gitter†defender of gardens and feeders.
CG waited poised to strike as a thief entered the garden. He tracked him with his crosshair as the thief climbed the cage containing the helpless tomatoes. As the unsuspecting tree rat stopped to look around CG crosshairs settled on his noggin. A second later a 14.3 gn CPHP was streaking its way down the barrel at 602 fps locked on target 15 yard to its objective. There was a THUMP as the thief was knocked from his perch. Lights out, one for the good guys.
Not a minute later another thief approached, this one was stupid I think. He sat up right next to his late buddy and waited. He waited too long CG was now ready. With crosshairs
settling on his head , and a little squeeze of the trigger. This guy jumped straight up, when he came down there was a little twitch and it was over. That’s two for the good guys.
The feathered pest was caught running off the cardinals at the feeder. The Fair Lady likes her cardinals.
Meet the Critter Gitter: He is a Crosman 2289 with mods to the trigger, valve and piston.
He sports a Crosman breach and a 16 in barrel, and wares a 6X Leapers Bugbuster. He can push a 14.3 gn at 602 fps with 15 pumps.
