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Offline NMCA_Ron

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You just can't fix stupid......
« on: September 26, 2008, 07:58:17 AM »
What was going through these ladies' minds? Sometimes, I think I have women figured out and then they go and do something like this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm


It is a strange world we live in, for sure!



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RE: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 09:40:27 AM »
That is just insane...I have know idea what makes them suicidal...very sad...

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RE: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 09:48:43 AM »
I know things are bad all over the world but damn! That is just down right nutz. I'm really kinda speechless:-(
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Re: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2008, 10:01:59 AM »
They say the bond between mother and child is unbreakable,...but twins? Must have been some seriously awful $#it not known to make a,..or a pair of human beings act in such a manner. Bet there's a dark secret that they share to make them want to do something so drastic,...together. I'd like to hear a follow-up story on that one. They surely need our prayers. tjk
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RE: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2008, 10:25:05 AM »


That is awful.
OK, here something to cheer you up.
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'



So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, - 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep *_*_*_*_*_*.


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Re: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 12:27:23 PM »
Good one Garen!!! Can't stop laughing!!!  :D ,tjk
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RE: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 01:15:22 PM »
That would be So funny, if it weren't the truth !
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Re: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2008, 01:55:58 AM »
that's just to crazy. But I tell ya I stopped trying to figure women out,  it only causes problems. i just don't listen to what they say anymore period. And it all resolves by itself. Women they cause problems I learned the hard way :)
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Re: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2008, 02:12:02 AM »
Obviously suicidal. Very selfish of them not to realize the trauma they caused the drivers of the vehicles that hit them or the death they could have caused to the motorists trying to avoid them. On a lighter note, the joke was great!
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Re: You just can't fix stupid......
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2008, 04:38:09 AM »
Wondered if they ever found out what was wrong with those twins.
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