Texas, that is HILARIOUS!
I have to tell you a story that I've never told anyone since my dad unfortunately died back in 2000 of cancer. He would laugh that I would tell you this story after what you wrote as your "favorite game" animal.
We attend gun shows here in the Denver area whenever possible, and at most shows this guy shows up with t-shirts of every kind. Well my dad was about three weeks from retirement from Denver Public Schools (big-time liberal establishment-no guns, no hunting, no "nothiin") and he is a joker at heart, so I told him at this gun show that if he would wear a shirt to school even one time, I would buy it for him. So, not to pass up a rare opportunity when presented, I bought one which had a large print of a "cartoonized" cat on the front, above which said "I love cats...." Well, if you looked on the backside after passing him, say in the hallway, you'd see the words "at 3000 feet per second!", and another cartoon of the cat exploding after being hit by a 168 grain hollow point boattail bullet. The main person he was looking to "get to" was his secretary (he was the school social worker for 23 yrs. and knew her very well) who was a cat lover. When he came to school that day she saw the front of the shirt and said "Aaaaawwwwwwwwwww, your'e a softie after all"!!!!!!!. Then (in front of an office full of staff and teachers who had already seen the back of the shirt (LOL!) he turned around. She slapped him on the shoulder so hard I think he can still feel the sting in Heaven!
Hope you enjoyed that, truth is always funnier than fiction!
God Bless, Dutchspringer Out