Guns and Women

Top 10 reasons men prefer guns over women:

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[longislandhunter]

That certainly does just about sum it up  

Jeff

[shadow]

LOL Rich, I'll have to print that one for my shop. Note to self though, dont let wife read it, LOL Ed

Peterdragin - 2/15/2007  12:10 AM

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

Wouldn't that be TWO 22's?  

Don

[nyairman]

Iill have to print that one out too and add #11

11. You can shoot the gun,...can't shoot the wife!

LMAO. you need to send this to Letterman.

[Gene_SC]

Dang Ed, Would of thought you would of come up with a couple more.. hehehe

Gene

[shadow]

I was writing them down when I felt the evil eye upon me    Hi dear, just writing down some airgun info. :0 Ok airgun's require less lubrication to perform well. did I say dat.Ed