Talk about squirrel kissing neighbors, ... I work in security, and a few years ago where I was working at the time, we had a local police scanner. One early evening, a call was given out to a cruiser in our neighborhood, - a LOT of condos etc. around there. ... The call was to check on the "well-being" of a "paralyzed squirrel" in someone's back yard, - I kid you not!! ... There was no reply to the call from the cop for quite awhile, he probably thought is was a practical joke. He took a ride over, sounding pretty po'd - and said everything was fine. Lucky squirrel - didn't get shot.