I gotta tell ya… that Gene is sneaky

[CharlieDaTuna]

It seems to me that Gene has now pulled out all of the stops.  :0  He went out and bought him a Min Pin … female of course and named her “Missy”. She is only 12 weeks old and easily trained and as we all know, dogs mature quickly. :0

Now the way I see it, Gene has made this expensive purchase with just one thing in mind.  :0  Deception, trickery, ruse among other things. His intent, and we can all see through it, is to divert Fritz’s attention while they are here with his dashing, debonair young lass while he, Gene,  absconds with  â€œthe trade secrets”. Talk about unethical conduct. Jeeeez… what next?

Now I have informed and forewarned Fritz about this diabolical scheme…and Gene did send me some pics of his accomplice and I did show them to  Fritz     <<< the reaction that I got from Fritz... so he would be able to identify her when she comes through the door..... but...... we all  know how the male gender of is of any species and just how long that message will last. Ya get a young provocative female around and all else goes to he!!.   Somehow I feel that discipline ain't gonna work here.

 I believe I am in dire need of help to offset or derail this plot … Any suggestions that I may be able to implement here to prevent this devious catastrophe from happening would be  greatly appreciated???  

[Big_Bill]

Well Bob,

If I were you, I would purchase a Lady Friend for Fritz, pronto, and get the lust thing taken care of. And when Gene shows up with his Matahari, Fritz wont be so attracted to her, and the Lady Friend will certainly keep her at bay, as women do. This should keep the status quot !

By the way Gene, Congratulations on your new *_*_*_*_*_* ! Bob says shes real pretty !

Best of luck paper training her !

Bill

[PeakChick]

Bob, if Gene has employed a female to work her whiles on Fritz, you may as well just give up now. Females learn early just how easy it is to manipulate the male of the species.................  

[nmmike]

Bob:
Don't tell Fritz that I said this but..... if you'll have his uhhhhhhh rear wheels removed he won't care about the little lady at all. I only say this to foil Gene's obviously underhanded tactics :emoticon: .
Mike

[shadow]

The ol dog distraction trick hehe, Gene is using everything in his covert bag. Lock Fritz up and put out a stuffed decoy with camera's in the eye's to keep a close EYE one Gene lol. Ed

[CharlieDaTuna]

I can't believe it. Stephanie 's on the side of..... Telling me to concede without a fight... to just cave in. But then...she is a woman and women seem to know and understand these things.

[Big_Bill]

Yes Stefanie,

The Female animal is the most lascivious, divisive,and treacherous of the animal kingdom ! But knowing that, and male that falls for that subterfuge, deserves his fate....

Never trust a woman that agrees with you,.....it's a trap !!!

Bill

[Big_Bill]

Bob,

It's up to us to stay one step ahead of the women, never give up !

This is the eternal fight of FREEDOM verses a Life Sentence of indentured servitude !

Besides, she will only effect Fritzwhen inestrous, and a good strong deer lure can disguise that !

Bill

P.S. What do dog trainers and dog breeders call female dogs Donkeys ??

[NMCA_Ron]

Bob,

I realize what Gene did was underhanded and dastardly, so whatever you do needs to counteract any attack of feminine charm he may throw at poor Fritz. I know this is a rather drastic form of prevention but I see no alternative. You need to send Fritz to San Francisco and have him reprogrammed. You may, however, find that after he becomes accustomed to his newfound orientation that your leg will have a new friend. At least your leg won't give up trade secrets!

LMAO!!!

Ron

[PeakChick]

Bob, I have a pic of Missy that Gene sent me. You may as well just concede it all now. She is such a cutie, she'll have Fritz wrapped around her paws in no time.

[Gene_SC]

Well it happened today... Missy met Fritz.. hehe........ I took her over to CDT's to meet Fritz and WOW, it was instant romance.. They ran up to each other and Fritz smelled the sweet perfume that Missy was wearing and started to dig in the grass with his two rear feet, with ears at attention and flying his colors with his tail.. Then ran in a circles chasing one another.. Kinda like a dog chasing his tail.. lol..... I have plotted this for over a year now... I got the idea from a song I heard on the radio.. haha.... About a criminal who went to prison and became friends with the warden. So the warden put him in charge of his blue tick hound. The one that would hunt down the prisoners who escaped his prison. No prisoners ever escaped that blue ticked hound.. hehe  UNTIL the dog keeper had his cousin bring in a female blue tick hound and tied her up north of the prison about two miles.. When the prisoner took that blue tick male for exercise  he would take him to see the blue tick female.. After months the prisoner made his escape and went south while the blue ticked male took the warden north... hehe

Basically the same idea but I will train Missy to get all of CDT's air gun smithing secrets out of Fritz.....LOL

Gene

[shadow]

COOL DOG buddy, I had a minpin for 15 yrs until his little ol body got to tired to carry on. Best truck dog that I ever had and I'm sure that she'll be great company for you. Ed

[DanoInTx]

that is a real sweetheart you got there bud.  Wish my neighbors would trade "Barkbark" in to the pound and get themselves one of those.  I'd like a little one like that, but something tells me my big dogs would see that as a running chew toy.  Maybe in a few years when my kids are grown I'll myself one, just looking at the pictures She does kinda grow on ya:)

[Rixtrix]

Great looking pooch, Gene. Just don't let her get lost in your airgun forest, hehe

Ric G