Dooooooood!!!!
You didn't show her the Winchester when you showed off the PT-80?!?!?!?
I'm thinking a serious night out dinner, and not at "McDougal's Chicken Shack", you're gonna have to step up and take her to Chili's or something, pump her full of margeritas, then the next morning just be sitting in the livingroom messin' around with the Winchester. When she says,"Where'd that come from?", you just answer,"don't you remember? Ya know, last night when you said that you wanted to learn to shoot with me?"...no worries, if she's like my wife she wont be able to cock the Winchester, and she'll be so embarassed about promising to learn to shoot with you while she was drunk that she'll just say,"Honey, you keep that new gun warm for me, ok?". This is a key moment and you can choose a few options right here....but be quick....you either:
a) answer,"Are you sure Honey, it's really for you"
b) answer,"Ok Honey, I'll take care of it"
c) take advantage of her and show her that you love her.
possible outcomes
a).....no, no, no, what if she says,"Ya know, you're right, let's just return it until I really deserve one of my own"
b) Pretty good option here, short and to the point.
c) Maybe a hug, after a few margeritas the night before she most likely has a headache, and of course her breathe can't be all that great either...
either way you're going to need more pellets, and if you're going to the store to pick pellets up, you may as well pick up another air rifle....I'm all about saving gas money:)
Dan
