Ok guys, hold on to your seats..

[JOHNNY QUEST]

I purchased one of those Harry's ding dong thingy's again at the local Harbour Freight and set it in the Kitchen...NOW WE HAVE 2

 The Mrs. has said that she has seen a rat in the house.  I guess with this cold weather it has them wanting in, altho I have the electronic pest controll all over the house and we really don,t see them inside..

 Well I was in here surfin and i heard challel13 go off.. Channel 15 is outside....so I set up on the couch and turn all the lights off and open the micro door for a little ambiant light.  I know one has entered and is just trying to stand the ultra sound and magnetic sound waves from the electronic gizmo..  AS I sit there it goes off again and nothing comes out into the open... I guess that the red led light on the thing is spookin them.. so I cover it with blue tape and get back to my seat..  I was awaken by the crik in my neck and went back into the puter room and kissed the little woman goodnight. she said its only 8:00 and I said  i'm sorry just nappy... WELL I went to lay down and both of the dogs had the idea that they would play in the bed whilst I am trying to nap... I don't know If you guys know what a Couple of Blue Heelers having a wrestling match in the bed is like but its not safe to be there with them.. I endured as much of that craap as i could before blowing my cool and saying THATS IT, OUTSIDE YOU VARMITS!!!
 I got up and went to let them out... here is the good part..    As the dogs ran through the living room .

 Only to find MRS QUEST laying sprawled out in the living room floor with Blond hair [ about 4 .5 ft of it]  splayed out around her, in the prone shooting position with the 18" 2240  resting on a leopard skin pillow sniping the kitchen floor..


 OOOOOOHHHHH myyy coddds  I have created  a PEAK CHICK...... Well naturaly she was pizzed and said thanks alot Randall....You just ran him off...

 Oh man  I have just rekindled my love for her..... she's  60 years old and  probaly better than me in the snipeing dept.   LOL....

[ronbeaux]

Next thing you know she will have Daniel Boone'd one with a bank shot off of three kitchen appliances in near dark conditions while talkiing on her cell phone ordering more pellets.

Women. Gotta love em.

[the beav]

Well any night now we should be reading a nice story of Mrs.Quests rat hunting adventure. Sounds to me like you got yourself a keeper there.

[scotsman]

Wow. A tip of my hat to you Mrs Quest....not the least bit self-conscious, just ticked at the old man for blowing your stake-out! LOL...looks like the indoor competition is on!

[JOHNNY QUEST]

I can't wipe the picture out of my mind..  This is a woman that should be a PITA member,,,,, I thought...
  But low and behold she has been sneekin behind my back, hunting my spot.  lol.   Now I find her snipeing  the kitchen floor better than i could.  She has a passion for shootin and my breaux Ronbeaux got a taste of it a couple years ago... We were at his house and he got out the airgun and we were shootin it across his pool... When she asked to do it he was worried that she would shoot the liner inhis pool.... WHAT DID SHE DO RON...
 She plugged the 3/8 inch spinner first shot...........................

[shadow]

It's gonna be like the critter shootout at the Randall corral there buddy, the little lady and you popping off shot's at em lol. Ed

[gamo2hammerli]

She is a PETA member....one of those People Eating Tasty Animal types....you have to watch out for those sneaky ones!!!!

[only1harry]

Sounds like an indoor safari competition Randall!  hehehe  

First it was who gets the biggest one out on the deck.  Now it's who gets the one inside first.  If you guys had cameras inside the house you could easily start your own web site with this rat competition you got going on :-)  
I knew I had something when I advised you to get a 2nd sensor.. but I didn't know you would actually do it! heheh.  The thing is though, you have to take ownership of 1 sensor each.  Can't be using each other's :-)  Com'on lay down the rules.  I 'm going to get some popcorn.  This is a good soap opera :-)  

PS.
I should call Harbor Freight and get some kind of commission for all the driveway alert systems they have sold because of me :)

[454 Big Block Chevy]

Sounds like a winning idea harry!