A man takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,she promptly slicied her first shot right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed,"I warned you to be carefull! Now we`ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voise said,"Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place,and a broken antique bottle was on it`s side near the pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked,"Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yes, sir. We`re real sorry about that," the husband said.
"Oh no apology necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see ,I`m a genie, and I`ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you`ve released me, I`m allowed to grant 3 wishes. I`ll give you each one wish, but if you don`t mind I`ll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that`s great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,"I`d like $10 million a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem" said the genie." You`ve got it,it`s the least I can do. And I`ll guarantee you a long, healthy life. And now you young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I`d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said."And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison,"what`s your wish genie?'
"Well since I`ve been trapped in that bottle and haven`t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have whoopie with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said,"Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all of those houses, what do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said,"you know you`re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn`t mind, but what about you honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart,"he said."I`d do the same for you."
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop whoopie, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,"how old are you and your husband?"
"Why we`re both35." she responded breathlessly.
"No kidding, he said,35 years old and both of you still believe in genies!"
