There is a factory in Northern Minn. that makes Tickle Me Elmo dolls. The doll laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at the factory and she reports to work on her first day promptly at 8am. At 8:45am there is a knock at the personel managers door, the forman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredably slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The personel manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men go down to the factory floor. When they get there the line the line is so backed up that there are T.M.E.`s all over the floor and there really starting to pile up. At the end of the line is Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo`s. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little peice of faberic, wraps it around two marbles and carefully sews the little packages between Elmo`s legs. The Manager bursts into laughter, after several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I`m sorry,"he saysto her barely able to keep a straight face,"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday, your job is to give Elmo two Test Tickles."
Mike
