A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside right in frount of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and punches the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion falls backwards and lets go of the girl. The biker pickes her up and takes her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A young lady had watched the whole event and went to the biker. ’Sir, that was the bravest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.’ The biker replies, ‘Why, it was nothing, really; the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and did what I felt was right.’ The young lady replies, "I’m a journalist from the New York Times. Tommorow, the paper will have this story on the front page… So, what kind of bike do you ride? "That's my Harley right across from us with the "McCain Palin" bumper sticker’.
The next morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if the journalist did print the news of his actions. Sure enough, splashed across the front page: "Right Wing Extremist assaults African Immigrant and steals his lunch"..
