Ok I go to the Dr.'s office to take my phisical for the new job..Everything is going well, blood pressure good, heart and lungs are ok, p'd in a cup for drugscreen..
WELL THATS WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAD TO GO UPSTAIRS FOR THE STRESS PART...
Ok no problem, I slip in the elevator and go to the next office... A young Male Dr. leads me down a hall into a room full of workout equiptment.. I'm thinkin this can't be that bad. I do a few tests for strength in my hands and stuff, A flexibility test, no problem....
WELL then he takes me over to this cylinder that was about 3.5 feet long and 12" in diameter and weighed 96 lbs. He said now pick that up and toss it on your shoulder and do 3 squats...
I told the guy that I'm 50 years old and a superintendant I ain't never gunna have ta pick anything like that up... he said its part of the test, if ya can't do it ya fail...
So I reached down and grabbed that sucker, heaved it off the floor, let me tell ya getting that thing on my shoulder was a bear.. At this point I'm gruntin like a boar hog and fixin ta squat the first time... I did it, but commin back up was a chore.... OK 1 down 2 ta go no my way down again I felt my leftone let go, but I did it again.. 1 ta go, I'm puffin like a cho cho train at this point and started down the last time, thing started flashing off and on for a second and I wasn't sure I was gunna make it back up but I felt a little help from the dr. and did it...
Wow That suked... So I leave the Dr.'s office and call my new boss to tell him how it went...
HE STARTED LAUGHIN,I SAID WHATS SO FUNNY..
HE SAID THEY GAVE YOU THE WRONG TEST, THAT ONE IS FOR THE FIELD WORKERS...
At least they did that part last, cuz I would have failed the blood pressure and heart lung tests if I had ta do it first....
