Father's Day :)

[Gene_SC]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman who
waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't
place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to
his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says,


"No, .......I'm your son's math teacher."

[Big_Bill]

HA, HA,HAAA,HAA,HA, OH MY GOD !

NOW THAT'S FUNNY ANYWERE,,, I GUARANTEE !

ALL TOO MUCH, TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE.....

BILL

ABSOULUTLY HILARIOUS!!!!!  FIVE STARS  I only hope that my oldtimers desease will hold off till I can tell it at work!!

[longislandhunter]

I'm sittin here at work all bummed out getting ready to head out on the road to spend the next 9 hours in 15 degree darkness and then I read Genes joke,,,,,, brought a good hearty laugh.  Thanks Gene, I really needed that  

Jeff