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Offline Splash

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What makes a good work ethic,
« on: February 09, 2007, 04:03:26 PM »
Work ethic from a strictly mathmatical veiw point. What makes 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say that they are giving more than 100%? Like say 103%,or higher. What do you have to do inorder to give more than 100%? Well heres a little mathmatical formula that might answer these questions.
If:
A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z  
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% Thats close but not quite.
And:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98% Thats closer.
And:
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% Made it
But:
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%You knew there had to be a catch.
Look at how far rearend kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+14+7=118%
So, one can conclude with mathmatical certainty that, while Knowledge and Hardwork will get you close and Attitude will get you there, it`s` the Bulls**t and A**kissing that will put you over the top. Dont you just love it, hehe.
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Re: What makes a good work ethic,
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 02:59:22 AM »
K    I    C   K      U     N    D  E   R      C  H   I   N

11+9+3+11    21+14+4+5+18     3+8+9+14

130%, just what the A** KISSERS and BULL**ITTERS need every so often.  Guess I have a great work ethic:)

Dan

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Re: What makes a good work ethic,
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 05:04:16 AM »
Don't argue with me, I wrote my own dictionary and if I say "kickunderchin" is a word, then it is....just like "showmethemoney"...hehe!

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Re: What makes a good work ethic,
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 11:44:47 AM »
Haha, nice!

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Current shooters: Beeman HW97K .177 with Hawke Eclipse 4x16x50SFAO and Steve C. stock, Beeman R9 .177 with Hawke Airmax 4-12x40AO and Gene\'s Midas touch, Air Arms S200 with Bushnell Banner 6x24x40AO Rowan brass bling and Steve C. custom stock, BAM B25, BAM B40 .177 with BSA 3x12x44AO, Benjamin Marauder .22, Benjamin 397 pumper.

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