NEWS BULLETIN - RATS OVERTAKE SMALL CITY IN TEXAS

[Gene_SC]

Yes here you have it folks. The Metropolitan Pasadena News Gazette has just released this information. Seems that the City Of Pasadena Texas has had a massive Rat Infestation for over 3 years now. The City Council has kept this out of the papers and off the media stations but now the Metro News Gazette has broken the Silence.

Metro News Gazette writer John R. Rattinhas tried numerous times to get the City Council to come forward with what they know. But all phone calls, and direct contact has been rejected.

There seems to be a vigilantly group headed by none other than the GTA's own JOHNNY QUEST to put an end to the Rat infestation. JOHNNY QUEST is expected to come forward with a plan to irradicate the problem and will be speaking here very soon.

Until later
John R. Rattin
Gazette News

[JOHNNY QUEST]

As many of you know I have been spearheading a movement for a total rat free enviroment. This has taken up much of my time over the last 2 years.. After many calls to the City officials without any responce to how to rid the city of these pests, I have had to take matters into my own hands.All they say is we will loan you Have a Heart traps for relocation.. I came up with a better Idea. Its called high speed lead poisoning.Many sleepless nights have led to hunderds of rat casualties and hangovers... My efforts have not been in vain tho, there #'s are dwindleing and I am winning the rodent war. Please give me your luck and well wishes..Any donations of lead would be greatly apreciated....The war ain't over till every last one is DEAD...

JQ..