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Offline North Pack

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Good news indeed !!! ....
« on: September 28, 2009, 11:36:55 AM »
Five years??? - Where do you sign up for one of these things??? ... Hell, -  we should all live to be about 200, ...
Monday, September 28, 2009

Preventive Health Care Update [Mark Steyn]

Given the president's claims about the cost savings of preventive care, I do hope he will consider acting on the results of this research and instituting a mandatory program:

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling womens breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

By the way, this wasn't just some nickel'n'dime, fly-by-night survey. Two hundred men participated in this survey, for five years. Which is a lot of breasts. Or a lot of work-outs, if you drew the short straw.

Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because *_*_*_*_*_*ual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation...She added:

Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.

Now that's affordable health care.

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RE: Good news indeed !!! ....
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 11:42:56 AM »
Well, I guess I know the type of personal trainer I need to look for now.

Offline Gene_SC

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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 11:52:54 AM »
John, in my opinion this is out of taste with the family setting here on the GTA so I am going to remove your post and place it in the Non Productive Forum. I may be a bit old fashionec but this is not the place for these kind of statistics.

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