Weekend road closures

[JOHNNY QUEST]

ATTENTION******
ROADS TO BE CLOSED THIS COMING WEEKEND
For those of you who might be considering a road trip, be advised: Portions of I-64, I-70, I-29, and I-90 will be closed this weekend!
Expect long delays along these interstate highways plus major traffic
disruptions in: Charleston , WV, Louisville, KY, St Louis , MO,
Kansas City , MO, and Omaha , NE.

A 500-ton piece of coal is being moved from West Virginia to South Dakota so that Barack H. Obama can be added to Mt. Rushmore

[Big_Bill]

What's the matter with you Randall,

You know that we can't use coal to make that monument, it's harmful to our environment, and an endangered resource ! We must find a natural item or source to make Mr. Obama's monument ????

Perhaps a fully renewable resource, cow patties or horse poop !!!!

Remember, SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT !!!!!!

Bill