Author Topic: The Other Day, I Spoke to and Old Friend that I haven't Heard from in Years !  (Read 1491 times)

Offline Big_Bill

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After the normal familiarities, I told him that I was having my 59th. Birthday !



He said that this was great ! And asked what my Wife was getting me for my Birthday ??



I told him that she was getting me a SUV !



My friend exclaimed that "That was Amazing !!! Imagine, an SUV !!



Yup !! I told him, SOCKS, UNDERWEAR and VIAGRA !!!!!!



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Offline bodiej

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AAAAHAHAHA!  nice one..

Offline Gene_SC

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Bill please put me on your wife's Christmas gift list...:)
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LOL........ :D GOOD ONE BROTHER BILL. Ed
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Offline airiscool

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Good one Bill !!!

It would seem funnier if I wasn't for the fact that I'm only one year behind ya.  :D

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Offline Bogey

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Well Bill, that was funny.  And at 59, your are still a kid.  And as Gene said, " put me on your wife's Christmas list".  I can use the socks.
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Offline geewhiz380

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bill very funny u had me on the floor i could just see your friends face .

Offline dk1677

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Good one Bill! LOL!
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Offline Tn.Reb

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Bill,
  You owe me a keyboard i just spit iced tea all over mine !!!! :D  :D

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I needed that!  Best joke I've heard in a while. Thanks & "Happy Trails...."  TheBud

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BILLY... I AM 44 YEARS OLD... SO THAT IS MY DESTINY????.... I WILL WORRY LATER... HE HE HE ....THAT'S A GOOD ONE ...  ///  GERALD
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