I decided to get a jump on things this year and put my Christmas
decorations up early. The bad news is that I had to take them
down afer two days. People kept running up to my house yelling
at the top of their lungs. But two things made me decide to take
down the decorations.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they
almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed
herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until
she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one
of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either.
I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
