Don't believe it! Hit the button and, as soon as the lights go out, it's "Will it arrive safely?

"
"What kind of pellets should I order?"
"Where from?"
"Can I pull the scope off of ABC or use the one on XYZ, or should I buy a new one from Optics Planet or the Classifieds?"
And, worst of all,
"
What if the wife is home and answers the door when Big Brown comes?
?" "Honey, you spent that tax return on
WHAT
??"
[Worst case scenario - "Dear, I already spent the return money on
NEW SHOES!"]
Yes, no sleep for you. Air guns and the internet forums hath murdered sleep.
(Don't believe me? Check my posting times. Yep, insomniac.)