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Offline North Pack

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There's bad news, - and then there's really, ...
« on: January 25, 2010, 07:56:58 AM »
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and  worse news.”
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“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
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The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to  live.”
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“That's terrible,” says the patient. “How can the  news possibly be worse?”
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The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact  you since yesterday.”
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Offline Big_Bill

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RE: There's bad news, - and then there's really, ...
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 04:03:33 AM »


That's O.K. John !



They gave me 5 years to live, and that was 11 years ago ! And as you might guess, I'm still here !



Only GOD knows the hour of your death ! And HE, doesn't tell anyone.



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Re: There's bad news, - and then there's really, ...
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 07:51:22 AM »
I was told there was no guarantee that I wouold live 30 days almost 10 years ago, got to love it when they are wrong!!
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