I had to run to the store today and get something for Sherry. She reluctantly decided to fix me dinner today....

Just kidding.
Anyhow, I got in line to check out and over heard a conversation between two guys in front of me. Then I heard the one guy say to the other.."Well it's pretty damned hard to kiss her lips at night when all she does is chew my a$$ all day". My first thought... he must be into airgun's.. :p