Ladies! MEN WEAR THE PANTS IN HIS HOME .............:)

[Gene_SC]

Contribution by Mike Brown AKA "Splash"... OK Mike your in trouble buddy...

Gene

http://www.gatewaytoairguns.com/husband_song.wmv

[Splash]

Thanks for putting that up Gene. I thought that everyone may get a kick out of it and as of this saturday, it will be 13yrs.

Mike

[Gene_SC]

I bet Stephanie is lapin this up Mike... LOL But you know there is allot of truth in your video.. I always and I say always wore the pants in my house. At least till momma got home and then I would hand them to her willingly.... hehehe Gene

[PeakChick]

Personally, I consider this a very accurate portrayal of reality. Life is much simpler when everyone is in agreement with the woman of the house................  

[Big_Bill]

Hey Peek,

There "is" no living....when your not in agreement with the woman, of the house or the barn, or the highway,......or anywhere !

Tell me Stephanie,....If a man says something,....and there is no one around,.....is he wrong

XOXOXOX

Bill

[Gene_SC]

LOL Bill.... Stephanie is a sharp cookie, so watch out... She may give you a logical answer... hehe

Gene

[PeakChick]

Was that a rhetorical question Bill?   :emoticon:

[Gene_SC]

LOL this is funny guys... One thing I never did in my life was to try and argue with the Mrs... She was always right unless I was with the guys at a baseball game or fishing, and even then I would check over my shoulder once in a while... hehe  Being in agreement with your lady is the only way to live a happy long life... LOL

Now who is the weaker *_*_*_*_*_*... LOL

Gene

[Big_Bill]

Your right Gene,

I can deal withfour women, my wife, mother, mother-in-law, and daughter. It's the rest of the women that think that we should line up and kiss their fannies too.

They pull out in front of you, without a how-do-you-do, they but into line, and act all indignant when you tell them there is a line here. and they'll hit you with their darn carts at the market, and look at you like, how dare you get into my way.

I scared the heck out of one husband the other week, his wife ran into me three times in the same isle, each time I stopped and gave her a stern look, and she never offered any form of apology, at all,and on the third offence I turned and asked where she hid her husband, and told her that I may not be able to hit her, but I sure intended to kick his but into the next county. He was moving at about 120 m.p.h. down the other end of the isle, and may still may be running ! hehe...he.. Now she starts giving ME heck, for HER banging into the back of MY ankles, as I walked down the isle. I told her to bring her husband if she wanted to say anything further to me, and that I would return the favor if she ran into my ankles again !

And no Steph, it an empirical question,....why?...think about it

Bill

Yes Gene, I can deal with women, just not all3.3 billionof them !, at the same time !

[Gene_SC]

LOL Bill, that is so funny.... I have run into the same stuff when I go to the market... hehe.. I laugh now but at the time I try and rationalize what is going through there minds.. Then I get a hold of myself and realize that no two woman are the same and being able to understand just one woman in a life time is quite a feat for a man in itself... LOL  There can be only one dictator in the house but occasionally a man may end up with more depending on what the wife gives him for children. Correct me if I am wrong but isn't the woman who has the last say on if it is a girl or boy... Guess that is why there are more women than there are men.... Love em and except em....


Gene

thats funny......well on a good note i made into the house with my new big cat 1200 yesterday ..it went off without a hitch !! the wife didnt even give it a second look ...

[Splash]

A buddy of mine had sent this to me and I thought I would share it with everyone. Although quite funny, it's all too true.

Mike

[Big_Bill]

Yes, I heard that one, but behind every drunk and failure, there was a women there to make him that way ...hehe

A women will take credit for everything positive ! but it's YOUR FALT for anything goes wrong.

I have learned from the observation of my family and all the others around me, never answer a question asked by a women. I let my wife pick the neighborhood and house that we live in, I make her choose the restaurant that we go to, and the car that she drives. And I never answer any question that is asked, What Do YOU THINK ! I just tell her that she is far better at choosing this or that, then I am.........

All this goes with the adage "Never Argue With A Fool" you just will not win...

If a women asks how she looks in, __________(fill in the blank), you better not answer, it will be thrown back at you later !

If you answer that it looks nice, later she will tell you that her mother said you have NO taste, and it makes her look, old, fat, out of style, etc.

If you answer that it is not becoming to her, she will tell you that you have no taste, that you never want her to look nice, or that you are just a cheep b*s*a*d !

There is no living with women, unless you just don't play there game !

Now if at the mall with my wife, and she asks how she looks in a coat, dress, or outfit, I tell her that I liked that expensive one that she had on first, better. She will tell me: Bill, do you think we're made of money Out of that one !!!

To be a smart man, in a women's world, a man must be smart and evasive at all times, If I get caught looking at a young pretty woman, I just tell her that I liked her shoes, coat, or hat, and was wondering where we could get her a pair like those ! She will most likely tell me that she wouldn't be caught dead in those ! out of that one !

And if she tells me " YA, I'LL BET", I'll tell her, honey, she's just a skinny kid

Well, I could go on and on, I have a lifetime of examples, but you get the point !

Bill

[Gene_SC]

All I can say Bill, is very well put.....

Gene