This happened at work last night. I almost died laughing!
I guess this could also go in the Hunting Gate hehe
I was working on a bailer when I noticed a black & white cat off in a corner about 20 yards away. It was in a half crouch with it's tail sticking straight up in the air. I think to myself "Hmmm... I wonder what he's after???" then it dawned on me........... He wasn't stalking, his ears aren't laid back... HE WAS DROPPIN A DEUCE!!! Looked to be a good one too! His eyes were about half rolled back in his head! Now, why did I keep watching? I dunno. I just did for some reason. This part in itself was slightly amusing.
ANYWAY... After a couple seconds I notice something fall from one of the beams above him, and with the precision of a .308 cal round fired from a sniperized Remington 700 hit him squarely in the left eye. A PIDGEON had taken a dump on the cat!!! Next thing you know, the cat jumped about 2 feet in the air and went tearin a$$ across the building and almost knocked himself out as he ran head on into a bail of cardboard. I almost fell off the bailer from laughin so hard!!! My cheeks are sore as hell! I STILL can't stop laughin when I think about it.
Anyhow... That was my fun for the night!
