TWO OLD GUYS, ONE 80 AND ONE 87, WERE SITTING ON THEIR USUAL PARK BENCH
ONE MORNING. THE 87-YEAR-OLD HAD JUST FINISHED HIS MORNING JOG
AND WASN'T EVEN SHORT OF BREATH. THE 80-YEAR-OLD WAS AMAZED
AT HIS FRIEND'S STAMINA AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE DID TO HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY.
THE 87-YEAR-OLD SAID, "WELL, I EAT ITALIAN BREAD EVERY DAY.
IT KEEPS YOUR ENERGY LEVEL HIGH, AND YOU HAVE GREAT STAMINA WITH THE LADIES."
SO, ON THE WAY HOME, 80-YEAR-OLD STOPPED IN AT THE BAKERY.
AS HE WAS LOOKING AROUND, THE LADY BEHIND THE COUNTER ASKED IF HE SAID,
"DO YOU HAVE ANY ITALIAN BREAD?"
SHE SAID, "YES, THERE'S A WHOLE SHELF
OF IT WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?"
HE SAID, "YES, I WANT FIVE LOAVES."
SHE SAID, "MY GOODNESS, FIVE LOAVES. DON'T YOU THINK
BY THE TIME YOU GET TO THE FIFTH LOAF, IT'LL BE HARD?'
HE REPLIED, "HOLY *_*_*_*_*_*, EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD
KNOWS ABOUT THIS ITALIAN BREAD THING BUT ME!"
