Dave, yes you did fire the first shot. That said, I knew that you were kidding just as well as you knew that I was kidding. It seems some here were offended. I like your point on reduced competition. The catholic schoolgirl part was right on the money. Gotta love the Catholic schoolgirl uniform.
And for those of you who were offended by my comments, you should re-read your Roman and Greek history. It's not my fault those 2 empires were rife with sick perverts.
BTW, I'm 1/4 Sicicilian. Sicily has been both Greek and Italian property at one time or another. My dad's Catholic. I've attended the Catholic church, as well as Baptist, Methodist, Episcopal, and Lutheran.
My dad and uncles were altar boys.