Sweet fancy Moses!!!
I have a stupid $50 1377 sitting in my garage that I JUST brought in the house for the first time since I bought it a month ago today. The only reason I brought it in was because I made some new wood for it and my guess is that with all of the sawdust and the new wood my wife wont know I bought another one, call it "maple camoflage".
My wife isn't all bad though, ....3 years ago, just before a shoulder surgery she told me to go buy a new laptop because while I was out from work recovering, it would be a good time to get my new computer all dialed in. Unlike you and the internet shopping I think I was in my car on the way to Fry's before she even finished telling me it was ok. Surely there was a Bass Pro shop or Cabellas within a days drive of you, no? Sorry, I'm spoiled here in Fort Worth, Cabellas less than 8 miles away, and Bass Pro is a little over a half hour away towards the airport. I frequently take my kids to Cabellas on a slow weekend, tell them it's "The Zoo", and go look at airguns. "Daddy, I thought the animals in the Zoo were supposed to be alive?", "Shutup and eat your Buffalo Burger". Of course my kids know it's about my shopping, except my 22 month old, but he likes the fish:)
Have fun with that new shootin' iron, I know I've eyeballed that one a few times myself. Huhm, I bet I could make a Goldfinger stock from maple.......
Dan